look what we have here
i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life
My mom was on the phone with her best friend and she was like “no she’s a virgin trust me” and then she was like “Emily talk on the phone with Jess!!” And I was like wtf but said hi anyway and then she took the phone back and she was like “you see? You can hear it in her voice” oh my fucking god mom I swear to fucking god
Right, it’s summer and I finally have time to read for pleasure again! Who can recommend a good book?